1. 23:20 27th Sep 2014

    Notes: 142384

    Reblogged from punkgf

    vegayta:

    now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

    (Source: helmofhades)

     
  2. 23:15

    Notes: 82171

    Reblogged from pazrascon

    danglingthpider:

    notcrazyiswear:

    I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

    Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

    I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

     
  3. 19:09

    Notes: 263658

    Reblogged from gnarly

    Plays: 1,499,433

    falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

    hemosnixuality:

    heathers-rivera:

    image

    I AM PEEING MYSELF

     i lost my shit at adele then lost it harder at white chritsmas

     
  4. 19:05

    Notes: 100110

    Reblogged from freewlfi

    image: Download

    howtobeafuckinglady:

please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

    howtobeafuckinglady:

    please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

     
  5. 19:05

    Notes: 1452

    Reblogged from semi-problematic

    Tell it, “You belong to me, this ain’t a noose, this is a leash and I have news for you, you must obey me”

    (Source: awpatty)

     
  6. 19:04

    Notes: 29743

    Reblogged from pazrascon

    joeyjoe69:

    what parents probably think school is like

    image

     
  7. 19:03

    Notes: 8906

    Reblogged from lostinmyshortstory

    ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    ultrafacts:

    Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

     
  8. 19:01

    Notes: 15016

    Reblogged from squishy-oat-breakfast-food

    sparkafterdark:

    sparkafterdark:

    The world isn’t ready

    Whatever let’s bring this back for another go

     
  9. 19:01

    Notes: 61622

    Reblogged from semi-problematic

     
  10. 18:52

    Notes: 39732

    Reblogged from lostinmyshortstory

    image: Download

    chienpo:

kumagawa:

pussy so good it had me lost in the void

STOP

    chienpo:

    kumagawa:

    pussy so good it had me lost in the void

    STOP

     
  11. 18:50

    Notes: 496742

    Reblogged from lostinmyshortstory

    jodecides:

ask-oklahoma-america:

sunsetofdoom:

tarch-7:

Toothless is so cute here.

THE DETAILS
HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES
YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES
HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT
DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME

how could you not want a toothless on your dash

can we talk about hiS EYES

    jodecides:

    ask-oklahoma-america:

    sunsetofdoom:

    tarch-7:

    Toothless is so cute here.

    THE DETAILS

    HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES

    YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES

    HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT

    DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME

    how could you not want a toothless on your dash

    can we talk about hiS EYES

    (Source: graphrofberk)

     
  12. 18:49

    Notes: 42644

    Reblogged from punkgf

    reblog if you want to be spammed with anonymous asks

    (Source: inlovewbooty)

     
  13. 18:04

    Notes: 182

    Reblogged from semi-problematic

    pineappling:

    sick kid takes the day off

     
  14. 18:04

    Notes: 224935

    Reblogged from punkgf

    somebrokecollegegirl:

    riningear:

    jenstiel:

    pau1y:

    thevardi:

    apatheticghost:

    omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

    image

    PAGE 1 OF 184

    One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

    image

    You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

    This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

    It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

    image

     
  15. 18:03

    Notes: 231563

    Reblogged from lostinmyshortstory

    blazepress:

    Love at first sight is dangerous.